Leroy the redneck reindeer
Well, you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told
You may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothing yet
About that crazy Christmas
The North Pole can't forget
                   Well, Rudolph was under the weather
                         He had to call in sick

So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks
He said "Santa's really countin' on me  And I hate to pass the buck"

                           Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way"
                      And he jumped in his pickup truck
                      When Leroy got to the North Pole
                  All the reindeer snickered and laughed
They'd never seen a reindeer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hat
                                                        Santa jumped in and said "Just hold on
Cause we've all got a job to do
                                                    And like it or not, Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leadin' you"
               And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh

                 Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And girls along the way
                He's just a down home, party-animal Two-stepping across the sky
                He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell And made history that night

   Before that night was over Leroy had changed their tune He had'em scootin' a hoof on every roof

                  By the light of the neon moon
                                                   Santa wrapped his bag with a dixie-flag
                He was havin the time of his life

                                                                And you could hear him call
                                       "Merry Christmas to ya'll